 Pirate Throwing Axes | 1,250 | 1,734 | — | — | — | 86 | 266 | 84% |
 Pizza Delivery Vehicle | 5,000 | 12,337 | — | — | — | 254 | 754 | 71% |
 Pizza Kunai | 3,499 | 4,289 | — | — | — | 121 | 588 | 85% |
 Pizza Sword | 5,000 | 1,855 | — | — | — | 121 | 222 | 74% |
 Plunger Bow and Arrow | 39,999 | 23,106 | — | — | — | 212 | 2,274 | 93% |
 Plunger Launcher | 3,000 | 2,975 | — | — | — | 46 | 136 | 78% |
 Pogo Stick | 3,980 | 914 | — | — | — | 466 | 1,356 | 84% |
 Poison Picnic | 1,800 | 1,527 | — | — | — | 99 | 775 | 93% |
 Poisoned Apple | 2,000 | 1,256 | — | — | — | 576 | 1,826 | 84% |
 Poisoned Skeleton Scythe | 1,000,000 | 844,130 | — | — | — | 72 | 123 | 48% |
 Poisonous Butterfly | 1,999 | 752 | — | — | — | 175 | 1,063 | 89% |
 Polar Bear Attack Claws | 1,500 | 1,701 | — | — | — | 50 | 531 | 96% |
 Polar Bear Cub | 7,599 | 9,076 | — | — | — | 769 | 1,239 | 49% |
 Polar Mount | 50,000 | 18,940 | — | — | — | 175 | 416 | 70% |
 Polar Warrior's Spear | 5,555 | 7,702 | — | — | — | 83 | 193 | 76% |
 Police Badge | 7,500 | 5,496 | — | — | — | 782 | 1,031 | 30% |
 Pompous, the Cloud | 8,888 | 4,736 | — | — | — | 136 | 246 | 69% |
 Pool Noodle | 2,900 | 1,194 | — | — | — | 719 | 4,477 | 91% |
 Porg | 1,011 | 1,655 | — | — | — | 601 | 7,142 | 93% |
 Portable Beach | 1,950 | 1,063 | — | — | — | 2,789 | 13,432 | 84% |
 Portable Justice | 4,990 | 708 | — | — | — | 71 | 475 | 91% |
 Porter's Pumpkin Pitchfork | 8,800 | 4,281 | — | — | — | 70 | 162 | 70% |
 Poseidon's Quake Trident | 1,499 | 637 | — | — | — | 181 | 616 | 83% |
 Positronic Arm Cannon | 11,999 | 2,852 | — | — | — | 66 | 230 | 80% |
 Positronic Platform Producer | 1,000,099 | 59,523 | — | — | — | 47 | 74 | 43% |
 Pot Of Gold | 3,333 | 1,602 | — | — | — | 313 | 554 | 60% |
 Pot O’ Gold Sword | 10,000 | 11,070 | — | — | — | 119 | 170 | 41% |
 Potato Cannon | 6,000 | 3,684 | — | — | — | 60 | 364 | 88% |
 Potion of the Fiery Fists | 2,499 | 992 | — | — | — | 46 | 1,176 | 98% |
 Powerful Paintbrush | 1,400 | 424 | — | — | — | 134 | 716 | 92% |
 Prehistoric Piercing Blade | 3,500 | 2,467 | — | — | — | 409 | 611 | 58% |
 Present Launcher | 8,000 | 2,776 | — | — | — | 177 | 599 | 79% |
 Presidential Salute | 3,111 | 1,521 | — | — | — | 831 | 3,092 | 81% |
 Presidential Vampire Slaying Ax | 9,999 | 3,482 | — | — | — | 51 | 472 | 95% |
 Pretty Pretty Princess Sceptor | 7,777 | 5,147 | — | — | — | 94 | 224 | 76% |
 Primeval Crossbow | 16,000 | 16,428 | — | — | — | 56 | 111 | 69% |
 Princess Mischief's Wand | 16,767 | 10,218 | — | — | — | 62 | 258 | 84% |
 Professor Poopypants’ Ray Gun | 2,000 | 421 | — | — | — | 1,749 | 4,790 | 81% |
 Protest Sign: Blame John | 50,000 | 7,597 | — | — | — | 409 | 853 | 70% |
 Protest Sign: Egg Hunt Nao | 8,967 | 3,968 | — | — | — | 998 | 1,617 | 59% |
 Protest Sign: Eggs are for eating. | 11,122 | 3,339 | — | — | — | 492 | 775 | 54% |
 Protest Sign: Explode the Fireworks | 8,000 | 2,175 | — | — | — | 476 | 771 | 58% |
 Protest Sign: Noobs | 25,000 | 15,947 | — | — | — | 416 | 876 | 66% |
 Protest Sign: Pro Fake Mustache | 9,999 | 3,417 | — | — | — | 91 | 755 | 90% |
 Protest Sign: Save the Fireworks | 11,000 | 2,972 | — | — | — | 459 | 508 | 14% |
 Protest Sign: Save the Whales | 8,000 | 3,102 | — | — | — | 929 | 1,613 | 60% |
 Protest Sign: Save the Zombies | 3,500 | 1,300 | — | — | — | 245 | 778 | 84% |
 Protest Sign: We Want User GUIs Now! | 6,666 | 2,063 | — | — | — | 618 | 1,231 | 66% |
 Protest Sign: We'd Rather Have User GUIs Later... | 21,000 | 3,894 | — | — | — | 242 | 292 | 25% |
 Protest: More Gear Nao | 25,000 | 5,623 | — | — | — | 394 | 602 | 54% |