 Crown of Om Nom Nom | 55,555,555 | 700,676 | 2,500,000 | Terrible | Stable | 54 | 100 | 35% |
 Party Fedora | 100,000,000 | 1,796,599 | 2,300,000 | Terrible | Stable | 7 | 32 | 81% |
 Headdress of Aken-Aten, the Sun King | 25,000,000 | 1,636,183 | 2,250,000 | Terrible | Stable | 33 | 99 | 68% |
 Master of Light and Darkness | 2,900,000 | 1,325,619 | 2,250,000 | Terrible | Stable | 16 | 35 | 46% |
 Cat Eye Infantry Helm | 20,000,000 | 282,556 | 2,250,000 | Terrible | Stable | 7 | 35 | 83% |
 Rainbow Sparkle Time Fedora | 4,000,000 | 1,740,637 | 2,250,000 | Terrible | Stable | 57 | 75 | 25% |
 Angry Android | — | 1,000,000 | 2,200,000 | Terrible | Stable | 10 | 19 | 32% |
 Dethroned Ruler of the Universe | — | 651,949 | 2,150,000 | Terrible | Stable | 27 | 99 | 74% |
 Spec Chi Biograft Energy Sword | 17,666,666 | 1,917,435 | 2,000,000 | Terrible | Stable | 22 | 196 | 87% |
 Wanwood Round Shades | 2,232,333 | 1,499,185 | 2,000,000 | Terrible | Stable | 20 | 40 | 45% |
 Dark-Winged Shades | 999,999,999 | 308,932 | 1,850,000 | Terrible | Stable | 14 | 31 | 45% |
 Egg Dominus | 4,444,441 | 1,723,817 | 1,800,000 | Terrible | Stable | 25 | 38 | 37% |
 Red Striped Beanie | 25,000,000 | 1,343,519 | 1,800,000 | Terrible | Stable | 22 | 28 | 36% |
 Horned Beanie | — | 1,000,000 | 1,750,000 | Terrible | Stable | 10 | 30 | 37% |
 Dark Knight Helmet | 9,999,999 | 1,367,592 | 1,750,000 | Terrible | Stable | 18 | 40 | 30% |
 O NOES | 13,131,313 | 472,045 | 1,700,000 | Terrible | Stable | 17 | 33 | 58% |
 Bastet: The Cat Goddess | 2,999,999 | 723,798 | 1,600,000 | Terrible | Stable | 26 | 100 | 11% |
 Agent Spy Shades | 12,345,678 | 225,802 | 1,500,000 | Terrible | Stable | 29 | 49 | 29% |
 Hockey Goalie | 15,000,000 | 952,578 | 1,400,000 | Terrible | Stable | 27 | 43 | 19% |
 Flaming Space Pilot | 11,111,111 | 782,705 | 1,400,000 | Terrible | Stable | 17 | 20 | 0% |
 Mid-Summer Back Sword | — | 1,319,999 | 1,400,000 | Terrible | Stable | 5 | 40 | 83% |
 Hooded Frostlord | 10,000,000 | 551,423 | 1,300,000 | Terrible | Stable | 28 | 54 | 19% |
 Tix Shaggy | 1,590,099 | 1,054,307 | 1,300,000 | Terrible | Stable | 38 | 50 | 22% |
 Spec Epsilon Biograft Energy Sword | 10,000,000 | 313,490 | 1,300,000 | Terrible | Stable | 33 | 91 | 11% |
 Gork Bling | 69,000,000 | 2,220,000 | 1,250,000 | Terrible | Stable | 32 | 48 | 21% |
 Diamond | 3,999,999 | 871,439 | 1,250,000 | Terrible | Stable | 27 | 35 | 14% |
 Goldlika: Legend | 8,000,000 | 835,432 | 1,200,000 | Terrible | Stable | 47 | 147 | 10% |
 Carbot | 20,000,000 | 239,736 | 1,200,000 | Terrible | Stable | 15 | 25 | 52% |
 Dominus Praefectus | 1,390,000 | 976,539 | 1,150,000 | Amazing | Stable | 1,073 | 1,272 | 24% |
 Cursed Mask of Quetzalcoatl | 10,000,000 | 398,214 | 1,100,000 | Terrible | Stable | 8 | 39 | 79% |
 Binary Bunny Ears of Eggcellence | 1,350,000 | 517,696 | 1,100,000 | Terrible | Stable | 21 | 40 | 25% |
 Crimsonwrath Lord of the Magma | 999,999,999 | 283,388 | 1,000,000 | Terrible | Stable | 17 | 53 | 74% |
 Bearded Alien | 22,222,222 | 405,628 | 1,000,000 | Terrible | Stable | 15 | 33 | 52% |
 Batty Owl | 5,000,000 | 825,220 | 1,000,000 | Terrible | Stable | 18 | 99 | 75% |
 Neon Angry Droid | — | 876,161 | 1,000,000 | Terrible | Stable | 10 | 19 | 58% |
 Raleigh Maker Top Hat 2014 | — | 831,462 | 1,000,000 | Terrible | Stable | 14 | 69 | 86% |
 Haunted Armor's Helmet | 2,000,000 | 998,802 | 950,000 | Terrible | Stable | 18 | 27 | 37% |
 Webbed Witch | — | 2,154,999 | 950,000 | Terrible | Stable | 4 | 23 | 78% |
 2/13 - Dominus Sword | 1,750,000 | 784,833 | 940,000 | Terrible | Stable | 31 | 40 | 30% |
 Hood of Champions | 99,999,999 | 730,242 | 900,000 | Terrible | Stable | 14 | 30 | 13% |
 Agonizingly Green Bucket of Cheer | 999,999,999 | 654,395 | 900,000 | Terrible | Stable | 25 | 58 | 43% |
 Golden Scepter of Love | 1,000,000 | 821,352 | 900,000 | Terrible | Stable | 25 | 40 | 23% |
 Purple Lightning RayGoods | 32,323,232 | 641,425 | 900,000 | Terrible | Stable | 19 | 33 | 30% |
 Poisoned Horns of the Toxic Wasteland | 700,000 | 637,157 | 900,000 | Terrible | Unstable | 1,487 | 2,998 | 28% |
 Leaf Beanie | 1,500,000 | 829,652 | 900,000 | Terrible | Stable | 31 | 36 | 6% |
 Mega-Parched Eyeball Head | 10,000,000 | 379,944 | 875,000 | Terrible | Stable | 7 | 37 | 68% |
 Bluesteel Crown of O’s | 1,350,000 | 756,582 | 875,000 | Terrible | Stable | 25 | 40 | 45% |
 Dragon Ninja Mask | 1,000,000 | 709,700 | 870,000 | Terrible | Stable | 15 | 35 | 31% |
 Spartan Warhorse Helmet | 1,000,000 | 557,723 | 850,000 | Terrible | Stable | 26 | 60 | 10% |
 Lehigh Valley Maker Fedora 2014 | 1,875,000 | 2,139,074 | 850,000 | Terrible | Stable | 20 | 42 | 52% |